fe-de:

Robert Pattinson:“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

Brandon Hall:“The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”

C’MON GUYS, Robert Pattinson said no such thing; Rosemarie Urquico wrote that in Why You Should Date a Girl Who Reads. 

http://melodygodfred.com/2011/03/01/why-you-should-date-a-girl-who-reads/

(Source: alelopezg)

reed without a lot of things (confidence, finances, a job) but I think it’s fair to say this will never make it onto the list 

everythingrules2012:

Reed College knows how it’s done.

RENN FAYRE RENN FAYRE RENN FAYRE RENN FAYRE!

Honor Talk today at 445! Revel in those last precious moments with C-divvy!

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book.

serial-killers-101:

hitlers-pubes:

Printed in Playboy magazine
March 2004

Inhale.

Take in as much air as you can.

This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can.

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I fucking LOVE this book. My junior year english teacher read this out loud to our class (it was about gothic literature). She had previously taught Fight Club earlier in another class, and I consequently love (almost) every book by Chuck Palahniuk. 

(Source: chuckpalahniuk.net)

so I’m going to disregard all the great things in my life that I love for like three seconds 

reedmumblr:

in our modern age, in our esteemed College, we bear witness to the choking grey smog of the psychotic culturally mandated masculine-industrial complex, and we say: to hell with it! On this day, we assert that it is time to burn that mother down.”

(More to come. Check this week’s upcoming Quest.)